Oh Dear - What Can the Matter be?

No - I haven't been locked in the lavatory! Yet. But I think I may be headed to the nut house because I can't stand this empty house for much longer.

I was sweeping the back patio this morning and I found a dead little birdie. Poor little bugger - I had to sweep him up and put him in the rubbish.

I had a nice day yesterday with Mike and Dee - we went to the Elephant Bar for lunch. Thank goodness they had some linguine with a cream sauce. I can't eat any meat for at least 3 more weeks - unless I cut it in teeny pieces. I would kill for a Porterhouse and some chips! The day will come - I hope.

I sprayed my hair bright green the other day - and didn't wash it out before I went to bed! Dumb broad! My bed linens where all covered in bright green dye! It's a good thing that I didn't die in the night - the coroner would have thought it was an odd tropical green disease!

The crying doesn't stop. I would give anything to see my granddaughters - but it's not going to happen because my daughter is a spiteful - hateful - witch. I cry over Matt - he's only 20 and in prison - I want to go and kiss him and hug him. But -when I get to England - it won't happen - I will have to talk to him through a glass partition on a telephone. But, I've done that before haven't I and that was lots of tears too.

I have been trying to find the cheapest fare to England but it looks like it's all about $1200/$1300 if I leave at the end of May and come home in June. So, I shall just continue to spend the kids inheritance! I would love to take Eri with me - but that isn't going to happen either!

I have had a good old clean up in the spare room today and packed up some of your clothes to give to Dee for the rehab center. Lots more tears! But I know that some of those parolees will be grateful.

Anjo the Banjo is still in the Maldives - baking her tits off - well, there wasn't a lot to start with, was there - should all be gone by now! I think she comes home on Friday. Mrs. L is back in beautiful sunny California and I hope she will come down to see me soon - I have some jobs for her to do!

Do you remember when we went to Morro Bay and you took my photo with Sid Vicious - the pirate - he's really a lovely guy and I might take him up as my new toy boy! - although that hook could be dangerous!